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Close enough.
[In other words, we will not be solving the mystery of the missing shirt today. Or ever.
But don't worry! It's not coming back, so you can have all the fun
staringwondering that you want.]Stop wasting my time. I'm looking for someone.
[Some other lookalike...one that, at the moment, is a bit more relevant to his interests.]