[ meme ] random icon spam meme

[laenavesse]

random icon spam meme

what do

1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. Include game if you want, but not required. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat.

5. SPAM FOREVER

.../hits random icon for this entry. heh.

SOB we've gone over 5k so reCaptcha has kicked in. But all these threads are beautiful. Beautiful. LET'S KEEP IT UP GUYS /will be over here crying tears at the hilarity

Comments

Dave Strider (AU) | Elfenstuck

[pantsless]

[astrometry]

[ gently petting his hair ]

[pantsless]

Mussin' my hair.

[ Sorry, Jade. The petting is nice but he is hella cranky when he doesn't feel well. ]

[astrometry]

Don't you like it?

[pantsless]

I -- yeah, I do. I just...

[ shiver ]

Sorry. I'm being an asshole.

[astrometry]

[ 8C!!!!!! ]

Are you going to be okay?

[wakingsavior]

Hey, man.

...You okay?

[pantsless]

Do I look okay?

[ Wow, he sure is testy. But that probably has something to do with the bleeding and the nausea. He is a fucking wreck, bro. ]

[wakingsavior]

[ A little sheepish ]

Weeeeell, no not really, but we can get you fixed up!

[pantsless]

Are you gonna drag my ass to a doctor or do the deed yourself?

[ CAUTIOUS -- but the hostility is fading. ]

[wakingsavior]

[ Have a hug, Pink. ]

Well, I can try if you want me to, but I kind of only know the first aid basics. You'll feel better after you see a doctor, though.

Re: Dave Strider (AU) | Elfenstuck

[gottakilldaves]

[wow Dave you seem really surprised by the fact that you just tore off Jack's roboarm/eye again

somehow not as planned???]

Goddamnit.

god

[pantsless]

[ BUT NOW HE IS

REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS



FREAKISHLY SO OH MY GOD ]

Too fucking slow.

[ OuO!!! ]

/screaming/

[gottakilldaves]

[wait, no, he's totally fine. He just sort of pops that arm back on and adjusts his suit

like a boss]

Yeah, way to fucking go moron, I already lost that arm!

You're just jealous 'cause I've got all the bitches.

[pantsless]

[ curses

there goes his happy B( ]

The fuck does that have to do with anything?

[gottakilldaves]

What the fuck DOESN'T it have to do with anything?!

[ANGRY]

[featheryasshole]

Dude, did you seriously just puke on me. Is that a thing that happened.

[pantsless]

[ oh my god he totally did

8C COVERING HIS FACE IN SHAME and murmuring apologies into his hands ]

[featheryasshole]

Dude, stop hiding behind your hands. That's not gonna change what just happened.

[pantsless]

[ Okay, fine. He's coming out.

...still not looking at you, bro. ]

You know I didn't do that on purpose.

i'm sorry

[fairygodtroll]

...and then Red Dave was all like "sup duh sup i want to touch your butt vris duh sup" and I said-- hey! Are you listening? What's with the face? This is a hot story about hot things. God.

I'm sorrier

[pantsless]

My bad, Tink.

[ SUDDENLY, ICONFACE. ]

Okay, continue. I can't fucking wait to hear how this ends!

TOUCHÉ

[fairygodtroll]

...Better. So I was like "yeah, I BET you do, Strider" and then he did it.

[ LEANING IN THIS CLOSE ]

He touched my butt.

[pantsless]

No way.

[ LOOK HOW INTERESTED HE IS

It's


kind of creepy. ]

How was it? Was it a lame little butt tap or full-on ass gropage?

[fairygodtroll]

I... don't want to talk about it.

[ TURNS AWAY

SO TRAGIC ]

It was. Pretty traumatising. What I'm trying to say here is that no good ever comes out of Daves touching peoples' butts! Ever.