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random icon spam meme

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1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. Include game if you want, but not required. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat.

5. SPAM FOREVER

.../hits random icon for this entry. heh.

SOB we've gone over 5k so reCaptcha has kicked in. But all these threads are beautiful. Beautiful. LET'S KEEP IT UP GUYS /will be over here crying tears at the hilarity

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France, are you alright?

Ah, mon petit! Bien sûr, ça va, ça va. Why do you ask? [ Because hiding your feelings from your son is always a good idea! ]

Are you sure? It's just that you looked... pas très bien.

Non, non, c'est bon, pas de soucis. [ And suddenly there's a hand at his chin, stroking it gently as he fixes his gaze on Canada. ] Ah, mon petit, you know, I think I have an idea that you should try...

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canadiadayo - 2012-02-03 18:25 (UTC) - Expand

france - 2012-02-06 12:41 (UTC) - Expand

canadiadayo - 2012-02-08 20:39 (UTC) - Expand

[Well why did that turn him on.

Back to business. Uh.]

....Good lord, Frankreich; are you hurt?

[hnnng]

Ah, non, je ne suis pas! I thought that I did not have any tomatoes, but they were just hiding behind the lettuce! [ A smile, and he pulls the tomatoes out, holding them up to show Austria. ]

You will stay for a meal, yes?

Ahh! Those sneaky tomatoes, they are always hiding. Dinner? But of course. But not without music first!

[And he holds up his baton and music comes from nowhere, because this is crack and he is awesome like that.]

Ah, I thought you might like Ravel.

Oui, je suppose. [ He piques a brow and pauses in his preparation, head tilting to the side as he watches Autriche with a look of amusement. ]

How very interesting! You are too kind to cater to my tastes. However, do you know who my favourite composer was, Autriche?

\o/ also lmfao

edle_gestalt - 2012-02-06 16:17 (UTC) - Expand

Mon frère, there is something bothering you.

Ouais, c'est vrai. Peut-être j'étais un personne mal, mon frère, mais je ne comprende pas pourquoi... [ A small hand gesture. ] ...je permettais allemagne... et pourquoi Angleterre assistait-moi. Je suis èchec.

That posture does not suit you, France.

Ouais, peut-être, mais... I cannot help it, mon petit. The memory is... very strong in my mind.

I'm sorry... Papa, you can tell me about it. If you like.

Ouais, pas de soucis, mon petit, it is just... [ He sighs a bit, then smiles, flitting his eyes back to Canada before closing them. ]

The memory is sad, but it is part of who I am. This is what we must live with, mon garçon: we are not so blessed as the humans are. We will live to see our people die again and again, some peacefully, some in terrible ways. While our people live their life with the goal of becoming something before it is too late, we live with the goal of being something for as long as we can. Do you understand?

It's all good~! punts captcha

maple_syrup_can - 2012-02-07 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

You poor fellow...

C'est bon, ma belle. I am the country of France, and I was continue, despite my defeats.

The country of France? I'm afraid you're mistaken, you are a man of France.

[And they were all trouble, weren't they? Either way, this was terribly delirious if he thought he was a country.]

... What's wrong now? I'm sure it's not as bad as you're making it out to be.

Clearly, this is where you are wrong, mon petit! C'est horrible, c'est très terrible, vraiment! C'est vrai! You will not believe it when I tell you, as it is so terrible!

[ A DEEP BREATH. And then a~~(n extremely dramatic)~~ ]

Merique... is coming over for a wine tasting. C'est terrible.

[He didn't think you'd feel that bad, France.]

Oh... Allemagne, tu es ici... [ Quickly withdrawing a cigarette, pulling it between his lips with trembling fingers. ]

Aaa... can I... help you with something?

[Apparently his team is losing?]

[Staring at the TV in shock, is all.]

Hey, it's okay! I've lost worse things from gambling before!

Ah ouais, moi aussi, mais, I have also gained some very interesting things. Such as a meeting with the most beautiful woman in the world...