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random icon spam meme

what do

1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. Include game if you want, but not required. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat.

5. SPAM FOREVER

.../hits random icon for this entry. heh.

SOB we've gone over 5k so reCaptcha has kicked in. But all these threads are beautiful. Beautiful. LET'S KEEP IT UP GUYS /will be over here crying tears at the hilarity

Comments

[hagyjbeken]

[Pretty long, apparently. At least for now. She's more than happy to just hold onto him and nibble on his lower lip or just quietly kiss him.

This is so damned fluffy, why.]

[edle_gestalt]

[Suddenly, it feels like it's his first time again. Oh. Oh god, what is she doing to him.]

Keep... doing that. Oh my God. You're incredible...

[Stunned, completely stunned. Aside from, you know. Being drawn in so much by it that he can't control the humping don't mind him going at you like a bunny there]

[hagyjbeken]

[She does a lot of things to him, he should know that by now~]

Doing what? [Light bit of a coo, not minding him being a rabbit right now. Hell, keeping him close to her is doing far more than she'd ever admit to.]

[edle_gestalt]

Wait.

I'm. I'm in the right... um. Orifice. Right?



Why did I suddenly forget everything??

[hagyjbeken]

[... What the hell is wrong with him. She frowns a little bit, leaning up to bite at his neck a bit with a tiny pout.]

You're doing fine, darling. Come oooon, don't doubt yourself~

[edle_gestalt]

[Well, that was weird. Virgin-brain is gone, finally. Uh. He's just going to bluff that away. Because he has no idea what that was all about either.]

Calm yourself. I was only joking.

[SCOFF

thrust]

[hagyjbeken]

[So much confusion. SO much.]

Were you? [Though she's shut up pretty quickly with another thrust, whiiine~]

[edle_gestalt]

Maybe.

[This is going to be a stoic fuck, now. This is how he'd like everyone else to believe he conducts himself in the bedroom, by the way. In case you ever wondered why he gets mortified when you indicate otherwise.

Everything is just. Nice. And under control.

Calm~]

[hagyjbeken]

[But nooo. She doesn't like when he actually acts how he wants people to believe. Fuck this noise. She's wriggling to uncling from him and move to the other side of the bed. No more of her for him, then.

Cue pouting at him.]

If you're going to be like that, then don't bother.

[edle_gestalt]

I'm sorry, Mistress. Do with me what you like.

[hagyjbeken]

[Oh why hello there, slave. How are you~

First order of business is a nice slap across the face and a coo.]

First of all, you be a good boy~

[edle_gestalt]

[The disadvantages of being a switch and no control over your stance.]

No.

[hagyjbeken]

[Goddammit.]

But why noooot? [Though she's a tiny bit fearful of what he's up to now.]

[edle_gestalt]

Sweetheart, let's just make love.

[hagyjbeken]

[And now it's time for her to go back to those days, even if he never saw her in that state.]

M-make love?

[edle_gestalt]

Yes.

[hagyjbeken]

What... does that even mean?

[edle_gestalt]

[He's going to put a strap-on on her, then. And demonstrate.]

This is what you would be doing to me. Do you see?

Base to tip; don't be afraid to tease, or to use your teeth.

[hagyjbeken]

[WHY IS THERE A STRAP-ON ON HER, WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

Except that the tie and blindfold is back again. Fuck her life.]

Or we could just go back to fucking. [You know, like normal people. :|]

[edle_gestalt]

[WHINE.]

But... but I liked doing that. I wanted to show you. Didn't you like watching that?