[ meme ] random icon spam meme

[laenavesse]

random icon spam meme

what do

1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. Include game if you want, but not required. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat.

5. SPAM FOREVER

.../hits random icon for this entry. heh.

SOB we've gone over 5k so reCaptcha has kicked in. But all these threads are beautiful. Beautiful. LET'S KEEP IT UP GUYS /will be over here crying tears at the hilarity

Comments

[acardic]

Why should it?

[lovesickkiller]

Because, Misa wants to know. You're being mean for no reason.

evidently ulquiorra does not like being called mean

[acardic]

How many times must I say this?! I have no obligation to you or your weak kind. I will not answer to your incessant demands. If you will not accept your place, then I will teach it to you forcibly.

evidently being yelled at is a *huge* turn on- oh wait semi-canon.

[lovesickkiller]

[Oh baby, talk condescending to her. She likes it when you threaten her like that. CHU~]

ffffft

[acardic]

[Not exactly what Ulquiorra was expecting. He grabs her arm. That grip is a smidge on the uncomfortable side.]

That is enough of your foolish behaviour.

[lovesickkiller]

[Misa appears to be too pleased with herself to be bothered by it.]

Misa thought that you might be nicer if Misa showed you about love!

[acardic]

[Grip tightening.]

Love.

[He says it quietly in a tone dripping with disdain, as if daring her to continue.]

[lovesickkiller]

Ow- yes love! Don't you want to know about it?

[acardic]

A foolish human concept exalted by your kind, but worthless in the end.

[He lets go of the arm, a knowing superiority is etched into his features.]

There is nothing to know.

[lovesickkiller]

You really think that...?

[acardic]

[A breakthrough. Dare he be hopeful? Well even if he is, his expression ain't changing.]

That is incontrovertible. Love is not something tangible or material, and therefore, it is but an artifact of human creation.

[Delivered in perfect, unyielding deadpan.]

The human mind is full of fabrications so convoluted it would keep you from distinguishing farce from fact. That is why you are all inferior beings.

[lovesickkiller]

That isn't true. You don't have to be able to touch something for it to be real! Love isn't fake just because you can't understand it, that just make you inferior.

[acardic]

[Feel these green eyes staring not at you, but piercing through you. Like he can see your straight into your soul. Ironically he can't. Why so canonly soulless Misa?]

Your conviction blinds you to the truth.

[And he'll take one step closer because he wants you to cower. He raises his index, pointing ominously at Misa's neck, and midriff.]

Tell me, human. Will love save you should I choose to put my hand through your flimsy neck? Would it protect you if I were to disembowel you?

Do you think love will stop me from annihilating your existence this instant?

[lovesickkiller]

It... love can't protect you from everything, but, love is what makes life worth living in the first place.

You wouldn't really do that, would you?