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Then you have me at a disadvantage. [Like he's at all upset about that.]

I'm a Knight of Honor. We have rules.

[Don't ask him how many he might be breaking as he starts to remove his clothes and hers.]

[Didn't exactly expect him to go in for the kill this quick, but she supposes she asked for it; she shrugs out of her shirt as he peels it off, reaches for the button of his pants.]

What kind of rules?

[And just how many are you breaking, Suzaku?]

Oh, you know, typical stuff you'd expects from Knights.

[He reaches around to unclasp her bra, and buries his face in her boobs.]

Fight with honor, never fail in your duties, stuff like that.

[He's also kind of still on duty right now, so... yeah. A lot of rules.]

This wouldn't be considered failing your duty, would it...?

[(unsure) and they're in semi-public too, she's realizing.

Not that she's protesting, or anything. After all, she's not the knight, and she finds it difficult to think when he's kissing her breasts like that.]

No. [Buuuuut...] But I doubt the Empress would be too pleased if we were discovered.

[Which is possible, but he doubts anyone is going to use this conference room any time soon. Not that he's ever done this before, or normally would consider it, but between his duties as a Knight and hers at the hospital plus her doing the ninja thing, its not like they get to see each other that often. Hell if he'll let this opportunity pass, her body is way too addictive.]

[Erk. Okay, that is a somewhat unsexy thought. She glances at the closed door for a moment, debating...

Then thinks, screw it as she kisses him again, open-mouthed and hungrier than before. Hooking her fingers through his belt-loops, she tugs him with her as she steps back, stopping when her hips hit the edge of the conference table. Then, she's got his fly open and is tugging his shirt off. The solution obviously isn't to stop, but to make this a quicky; she's just glad she's wearing her short skirt today.]

[Thankfully, despite the rather ornate appearance of his uniform, he can get in and out of it rather easily, but apparently has decided to leave his cloak on... ~~idk what else to do with that icon~~

At least its large enough to give them some cover should someone bust in. Though, truthfully, the fact that they could get caught is a bigger turn-on than what he would've thought; its a good thing they're both of the same mind about how to deal with it.

He picks her up and seats her on the table, his mouth never leaving hers. His hands on her thighs, quickly working their way up her skirt.]

[And she wraps her legs around his hips instantly, pulling him in until they're flush. Groaning at the friction that's gradually becoming familiar, she cards her fingers through his hair, messing it up as her kisses grow teeth.]

I could use a genjutsu... [That way they could be as loud as they want, as careless as they want, someone could walk into the room and stand next to them and as long as that person didn't have a sharingan, they'd never be seen.]

[He has to think about that for a moment, which is hard to do when she's kissing him like that. Not to mention he's too busy pushing her skirt up over her hips and pulling her tight against him.]

You mean like the one you used when you made me think you kicked my ass? [Granted, she did kick his ass later (that's what he got for insisting she couldn't beat him that badly for real), but that's neither here nor there.] Isn't that a little harsh?

[Not that he's going to stop her.]

[She pulls back long enough to shoot him a Look ~~idefk this isn't usually my Look icon but close enough~~ even as she grinds their hips together.] I did more than just make you think that, if you recall. And I wouldn't be using it on you, anyway.

Oh, I recall. Gino still teases me about it. [Most guys would probably hold a grudge over that, but Suzaku didn't take it personally. It certainly didn't bother him enough that he'd consider stopping, and he takes advantage of her pulling back a bit to dive in and kiss her neck.]

Don't you need to concentrate to use that?

Are you suggesting I can't?

[Don't be so sure of that, if so, she's pretty good at multi-tasking. Being able to do multiple things at once general keeps a ninja's meat attached to their bones.

Like right now: Sakura's both leaning back on her hands, tipping her head back to give his mouth better access, and calculating how much chakra it'll take to cloak them both...]

Well... [He bites at and sucks on the side of her neck, his hands slide up her body to paw at her breasts.] ...I can be quite distracting.

[She sucks in a breath, lets it out on a moan - god, his hands. She's not going to give in that easily, though: wrapping her arms around his neck, Sakura starts kissing him behind the ear as she's forming hand seals, molding chakra.]

[A lesser man might be offended, though Suzaku just looked at it as a fun little game. He started to lean her back further, wanting to do a lot more to 'distract' her, but paused as a movement out of the corner of his eye caught his attention.]

Does that work on cats?

[Seriously, Arthur, git! ~~what the hell is this thread~~]

[Oh, for - seriously, Arthur, she thinks you're cute but she doesn't want you watching while she screws your person rotten.]

It should... [May...be. It works on ninja cats, but she's never thought to try it on a housecat. Probably because she hasn't had a reason to until now. Still, it's just chakra messing with brainwaves, right?

She flubbed the rat seal in her sequence, though, so she has to start over.]

[He briefly gave Arthur an annoyed look, then tosses his shirt onto the cat. With Arthur covered up, problem solved, for the moment anyway.

Either way: out of sight, out of mind. He'd much rather pay attention to her anyway, and resumes kissing his way down to her breasts.]

[Sakura flashes through her jutsu in the time Suzaku takes to pull off his shirt - ha, no distractions then! - and feels her chakra settle around them like a curtain. She giggles a little as the lump that is Arthur squirms around, but the sound cuts off with a groan.]

Suzaku -

[She leans back again and arches up, fingers tangled in his hair to encourage the path of his lips -

- and just then, the door begins to open. Even though she's just hidden them from sight, she can't help but freeze and whip her head in its direction.]

[Her reaction makes him stop and he looks at the door. If she's that nervous about them getting caught...]

Are you sure this'll work?

[Because if not, then they-- well he --will have some explaining to do. Not that he thinks the Empress will be too upset with him, but the thought of discussing his love life with her gives him a sense of dread.]

[She tugs his hair sharply. Don't go doubting her skills, buster.] Of course it'll work. The only people who could see us right now aren't here.

[Still, she's casting a dubious glance at the man that steps in, who apparently forgot a folder after whatever meeting was held in here last. Her illusion works: he doesn't even glance in their direction, but she hadn't calculated for how awkward she'd feel doing anything with him in here. Eager as she is, she's not turned on enough yet to simply ignore him.]

[Alright, alright! He shall never doubt your awesomeness again.

This is weird for Suzaku, too; he's never been in a situation like this before. And judging by her reaction, despite this being her idea, he's picked up on her apprehension. Suzaku recognizes the guy, though, one of the ASEEC support staff, part of the team that keeps the Lancelot in top condition. ~~I had to work that in there somehow~~

He lifts a hand to her cheek, wanting her to focus only on him right now and gives her a few gentle kisses.]

Don't worry about him, he's harmless. He probably has to head back to the Hangar soon anyway.

[Sakura turns to look at him, letting her attention settle on him and everything else fade to background noise. She returns his kisses easily and pulls away to let him see the sly smirk that's settled on her face.]

Is that so? [Maybe there is something in the idea of being seen, when she knows they can't actually...

Using the leverage of her legs entwined around his hips, she pulls him forward to press intimately against him.] Then... we were in the middle of something, weren't we?

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[ meme ] random icon spam meme

...and just as you say that

man, can they not keep their hands off each other?

I'm guessing that after the last meme, they don't want to.

i can't blame them, really

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........omg this icon /GETS CREATIVE

LKNBJKELHL

I think this meme gave us porn icons just to try to cockblock us later

it's going to have to try harder

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............ /STARES

...... there is probably a joke to be made about pussy here.

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