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random icon spam meme

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1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. Include game if you want, but not required. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat.

5. SPAM FOREVER

.../hits random icon for this entry. heh.

SOB we've gone over 5k so reCaptcha has kicked in. But all these threads are beautiful. Beautiful. LET'S KEEP IT UP GUYS /will be over here crying tears at the hilarity

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[edle_gestalt]

What?

What did I do?

[hagyjbeken]

N-nothing. Nothing at all. [Why did she do that, she doesn't even know.]

[edle_gestalt]

[Getting up, standing over her and looking down at her tits]

I don't appreciate that, you know. You're going to get it.

[God he's worked up. And a damn liar. Everyone knows he loves it when she kicks him in the face. Look at that fire in his eyes.]

[hagyjbeken]

[Pfft. She knows that all too well and just. Going to scoop him up now, amused~]

I think the bed may be a better place for this, don't you think?

[edle_gestalt]

[^_______^]

Okay~

I love you so much, dear.

[hagyjbeken]

[Speaking of the bedroom, well. Ties and blindfolds are lovely things, aren't they?~]

Love you too, darling.

1/2????????

[edle_gestalt]

[Excuse him for a moment while he kicks Italy out.


God. Such a cockblock.]




You'd think he'd have learned by now not to do that.

2/2 SUCCESS.

[edle_gestalt]

Now. As we were saying...

[They truly are lovely. Going to tighten that thing on her just to make sure she can't see. Mmf, so pretty like this, yes. Going to pull on that leash(?) and kiss her neck.]

DOUBLE SUCCESS

[hagyjbeken]

[Oh, well. Her clothes have just disappeared as well, you know, like how they tend to do. Softest little whine, he can have that neck all he wants.]

Having far too much fun~

[edle_gestalt]

[WAIT.]


WHERE DID YOUR CLOTHES GO??



How did you do that??

[hagyjbeken]

Magic?~

[edle_gestalt]

Nice trick.

[Working his way on top of her, yes. Mmmm. Unzipping his fly, too, of course.]

[hagyjbeken]

Isn't it just?

[Could she look any more smug? Answer is no, not really.]

[edle_gestalt]

You are stunning, dear. [Going to nuzzle in with you and just. That is such a great trick and she should do it more often. And going to feel her up, nice and tenderly and sweetly. And begin making loooove.

We'll see how long this lasts.]

[hagyjbeken]

[Pretty long, apparently. At least for now. She's more than happy to just hold onto him and nibble on his lower lip or just quietly kiss him.

This is so damned fluffy, why.]

[edle_gestalt]

[Suddenly, it feels like it's his first time again. Oh. Oh god, what is she doing to him.]

Keep... doing that. Oh my God. You're incredible...

[Stunned, completely stunned. Aside from, you know. Being drawn in so much by it that he can't control the humping don't mind him going at you like a bunny there]

[hagyjbeken]

[She does a lot of things to him, he should know that by now~]

Doing what? [Light bit of a coo, not minding him being a rabbit right now. Hell, keeping him close to her is doing far more than she'd ever admit to.]

[edle_gestalt]

Wait.

I'm. I'm in the right... um. Orifice. Right?



Why did I suddenly forget everything??

[hagyjbeken]

[... What the hell is wrong with him. She frowns a little bit, leaning up to bite at his neck a bit with a tiny pout.]

You're doing fine, darling. Come oooon, don't doubt yourself~

[edle_gestalt]

[Well, that was weird. Virgin-brain is gone, finally. Uh. He's just going to bluff that away. Because he has no idea what that was all about either.]

Calm yourself. I was only joking.

[SCOFF

thrust]

[hagyjbeken]

[So much confusion. SO much.]

Were you? [Though she's shut up pretty quickly with another thrust, whiiine~]

[edle_gestalt]

Maybe.

[This is going to be a stoic fuck, now. This is how he'd like everyone else to believe he conducts himself in the bedroom, by the way. In case you ever wondered why he gets mortified when you indicate otherwise.

Everything is just. Nice. And under control.

Calm~]

[hagyjbeken]

[But nooo. She doesn't like when he actually acts how he wants people to believe. Fuck this noise. She's wriggling to uncling from him and move to the other side of the bed. No more of her for him, then.

Cue pouting at him.]

If you're going to be like that, then don't bother.

[edle_gestalt]

I'm sorry, Mistress. Do with me what you like.

[hagyjbeken]

[Oh why hello there, slave. How are you~

First order of business is a nice slap across the face and a coo.]

First of all, you be a good boy~