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random icon spam meme

what do

1. Comment with your character with character name and canon in the subject line. Include game if you want, but not required. IMPORTANT! You must also choose the RANDOM ICON option next to your icon selection. That icon will basically set the "stage" for everyone else to tag off from. You don't have to supply any additional information.

2. Taggers! Hit the RANDOM ICON next to your icon selection. KEEP IT RANDOM! It's called "Random Icon Meme" for a reason! This icon will dictate what the character's response will be.

3. Look to see which icon was chosen and make a tag based off it. It can be serious, crack, and even completely derail from the previous tag. Be creative and try to make it work! But have fun—this is supposed to be crack. Bonus points if the thread somehow ends up IC anyway.

4. Rinse and repeat.

5. SPAM FOREVER

.../hits random icon for this entry. heh.

SOB we've gone over 5k so reCaptcha has kicked in. But all these threads are beautiful. Beautiful. LET'S KEEP IT UP GUYS /will be over here crying tears at the hilarity

Comments

[hagyjbeken]

Accusing me of things again? Want to fight about it, then?

[edle_gestalt]

I don't. I really don't, I just. I'm not in the mood for sex.

[yet]

[hagyjbeken]

[But Austriaaaa, don't you like seeing her with nice cream on her?~]

Are you sure, darling?~

[edle_gestalt]

[Oh. Well then.

He's just going to go over there and wipe some off with his index finger and lick it. Staring at her.]

Gets me every time.

[hagyjbeken]

[Because she's just that good at knowing how to get at him, clearly. The softest little moan and, oh, hello random couch. You are nice and lovely for her to feel herself up a bit.]

Does it? I suppose I could say the same for myself.

[edle_gestalt]

[Going to lie down with her then. And do the same to himself.]

Well I guess this isn't sex, t...technically.

[Moan.]

[hagyjbeken]

[If he wanted evil ideas...~ Give her a moment, more interested in watching him there.]

But it always could be. God, it's still a lovely view.

how is this happening, Star. How.

[edle_gestalt]

[Yeah, he knows what you like, Hungary. Going to get suave with it.]

It could be, couldn't it.

[Smirk. Going to help himself to a view of those breasts, none too subtly moaning again in response. Yeah, he's got himself a hot woman that can't resist him. Feels good man]

I DON'T KNOW

[hagyjbeken]

[As it should. And she's just rather happy with all of this, gently placing a hand on his chest. See, see how much she adores you. Jerk.]

I would hope you'd be kind enough to give a nice little show.

OH GOD DYING

[edle_gestalt]

[well sometimes people make weird faces when they masturbate]

[hagyjbeken]

[... And sometimes people get kicked in the face for them.]

[edle_gestalt]

What?

What did I do?

[hagyjbeken]

N-nothing. Nothing at all. [Why did she do that, she doesn't even know.]

[edle_gestalt]

[Getting up, standing over her and looking down at her tits]

I don't appreciate that, you know. You're going to get it.

[God he's worked up. And a damn liar. Everyone knows he loves it when she kicks him in the face. Look at that fire in his eyes.]

[hagyjbeken]

[Pfft. She knows that all too well and just. Going to scoop him up now, amused~]

I think the bed may be a better place for this, don't you think?

[edle_gestalt]

[^_______^]

Okay~

I love you so much, dear.

[hagyjbeken]

[Speaking of the bedroom, well. Ties and blindfolds are lovely things, aren't they?~]

Love you too, darling.

1/2????????

[edle_gestalt]

[Excuse him for a moment while he kicks Italy out.


God. Such a cockblock.]




You'd think he'd have learned by now not to do that.

2/2 SUCCESS.

[edle_gestalt]

Now. As we were saying...

[They truly are lovely. Going to tighten that thing on her just to make sure she can't see. Mmf, so pretty like this, yes. Going to pull on that leash(?) and kiss her neck.]

DOUBLE SUCCESS

[hagyjbeken]

[Oh, well. Her clothes have just disappeared as well, you know, like how they tend to do. Softest little whine, he can have that neck all he wants.]

Having far too much fun~

[edle_gestalt]

[WAIT.]


WHERE DID YOUR CLOTHES GO??



How did you do that??

[hagyjbeken]

Magic?~

[edle_gestalt]

Nice trick.

[Working his way on top of her, yes. Mmmm. Unzipping his fly, too, of course.]

[hagyjbeken]

Isn't it just?

[Could she look any more smug? Answer is no, not really.]

[edle_gestalt]

You are stunning, dear. [Going to nuzzle in with you and just. That is such a great trick and she should do it more often. And going to feel her up, nice and tenderly and sweetly. And begin making loooove.

We'll see how long this lasts.]